Naija Jokes: An Igbo Man Funny Encounter

An Igbo man mistakenly send 2million naria
to a wrong account number via mobile
money transfer. He thought of wat to do so
as to stop d person 4rm withdrawing d
money and he came up wit diz; H send a
message 2 d person phone saying, "Hello
dark and worthy initiate, i hop u r ok, i bliv
u av receiv d money i send 2 u?, it's 4 ur
initiation into d Eternal mystical order of
Glorious satanism in d ogboni fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow midnight
12am, dat money is only for ur transport. I
wil send u more 4 ur shopping, der r riches
awaiting u in diz kingdon. Two week after d
initiation a family member very close 2 ur
heart wil die in a mysterious circumstance
and another 2 weeks leta d nxt person close
2 ur heart again wil die too, diz deaths wil
unlock ur ticket to wealth ability 2 fly at
part of d world, change into all kinds of
animals 2 deliver ur various assignments
remember 2 come wit a syringe and needle
for drawing ur blood every 20 minutes, pls
remember dat u must nt come a minute late
nor a minute earlier bcuz d viceroy of satan
wil b there himslf to officiate d ceremony.
Thanks in advance, But in case u r nt ready
to join, pls send bck d money otherwise u
wil die!!! In d nxt 24hrs"...........5 minute
later he got an sms saying, wow pls send
another 2million naria my frnd is also
interested. The Igbo man Fainted....