Get Rich or Die Trying

This Joke is all about the disadvantages associated with being extremely rich and wealthyI went wit a friend to visit his girlfriend from a very rich family. The maid approached me & asked

MAID: what would u like to have, fruit juice, yogurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: tea please
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea?ME: Ceylon tea please
MAID: how do you want it, black or white?
ME: white. ...
MAID: milk or fresh cream?
ME: with milk.
MAID: goat milk or cow milk?
ME: cow’s milk.
MAID: freeze-land cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: hmm, lemme go with the freeze-land cow.
MAID: would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
ME: sugar.
MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: cane sugar
MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: abeg, forget about d tea, just give me a glass of water.
MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?

ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my spit.